The World’s Most Comfortable Bed

The World’s Most Comfortable Bed

“Try the world’s most comfortable mattress
for the world’s most comfortable bed!
Get the world’s most comfortable pillow
to cradle a comfortable head!”

The salesman promised comfortable shipping
and sold it all comfortably cheap.
So when it arrived, I eagerly dreamed
of enjoying a comfortable sleep.

Now I have the most comfortable bed,
but still no comfortable life.
For nothing can help me comfortably sleep
with the world’s most uncomfortable wife.

Author’s Notes:

No, this not about my actual wife. =)

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